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	<title>Facebook funny status, funny quotes, Photos, funny timeline covers</title>
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		<title>Boy + Girl Funny Facebook Cover</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To add this picture as your facebook profile cover, simply right click / save it and add as as your cover.]]></description>
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		<title>No comment if you do not like me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Literature and Science Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Difference between Literature &#038; Science Questions: Literature : Who Is Einstein? (10 Mrks) Science: Who Is Einstein &#038; his Origin? Give Relations and Applied Aspects Along With its Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. Its Upper &#038; Lower Limits. (5 marks )]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="a2a_dd a2a_target addtoany_share_save" href="http://www.addtoany.com/share_save#url=http%3A%2F%2Fbookfunny.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Fwhat-is-the-difference-between-literature-and-science-questions%2F&amp;title=Literature%20and%20Science%20Questions" id="wpa2a_10"><img src="http://bookfunny.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_171_16.png" width="171" height="16" alt="share save 171 16 Literature and Science Questions"  title="Literature and Science Questions" /></a></p><p>Difference between Literature &#038; Science Questions:</p>
<p>Literature :<br />
Who Is Einstein?<br />
(10 Mrks)</p>
<p>Science:<br />
Who Is Einstein &#038; his Origin?<br />
Give Relations and Applied Aspects Along With its Logical Significance.<br />
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.<br />
Its Upper &#038; Lower Limits.<br />
(5 marks )</p>
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		<title>Good Boy &#8211; Bad Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty years back, parents were looking for a good boy for their beloved daughter, In 2012, parents are trying their best to search for a good daughter for their son.]]></description>
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<p>In 2012, parents are trying their best to search for a good daughter for their son. </p>
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		<title>Low Battery and Mistress</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John has saved his new mistress name as &#8220;Low Battery&#8221;. So whenever his mistress calls when he is not around, his wife plugs the cellphone to the charger.]]></description>
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		<title>What do we call a good teacher?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of college girls were asked what do they call a good teacher. They said that the teacher - should not come to work at least twice weekly - The teacher can take his time to come to class, can come fifteen minutes late and leave the class fifteen minutes earlier. -The teacher must [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A group of college girls were asked what do they call a good teacher. They said that the teacher </p>
<p>- should not come to work at least twice weekly<br />
- The teacher can take his time to come to class, can come fifteen minutes late and leave the class fifteen minutes earlier.<br />
-The teacher must never give Homework or Assignments<br />
-He should remain quiet and do what he wants, he must not ask any questions.<br />
- When the students are talking, he should not interfere and disturb them. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>All girls are beautiful and all boys are innocent</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can see the true beauty of a girl only after the lights are switched off (Shakespeare) Yes, all boys are innocent before the lights are turned off (Shakespeare&#8217;S Wife)]]></description>
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(Shakespeare)</p>
<p>Yes, all boys are innocent before the lights are turned off<br />
(Shakespeare&#8217;S Wife)</p>
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		<title>Funny Dog facebook cover</title>
		<link>http://bookfunny.com/funny-sms/funny-dog-facebook-cover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is a very funny dog cover]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="a2a_dd a2a_target addtoany_share_save" href="http://www.addtoany.com/share_save#url=http%3A%2F%2Fbookfunny.com%2Ffunny-sms%2Ffunny-dog-facebook-cover%2F&amp;title=Funny%20Dog%20facebook%20cover" id="wpa2a_30"><img src="http://bookfunny.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_171_16.png" width="171" height="16" alt="share save 171 16 Funny Dog facebook cover"  title="Funny Dog facebook cover" /></a></p><p>this is a very funny dog cover </p>
<p><a href="http://bookfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dl5jwo91.jpg"><img src="http://bookfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dl5jwo91-300x111.jpg" alt="dl5jwo91 300x111 Funny Dog facebook cover" title="dl5jwo91" width="300" height="111" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-48" /></a></p>
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		<title>Man &#8220;Missing&#8221; His Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Husband was throwing darts on his wife&#8217;s photo which was hung on a wall.. All the darts were missing the target, ie the wife photo All of a sudden he gets a call from his wife. &#8220;Hello, can i know what you are doing&#8221; He replied honestly, i am &#8220;MISSING U&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Husband was throwing darts on his wife&#8217;s photo which was hung on a wall..<br />
All the darts were missing the target, ie the wife photo<br />
All of a sudden he gets a call from his wife.<br />
&#8220;Hello, can i know what you are doing&#8221;<br />
He replied honestly, i am &#8220;MISSING U&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Lion Jumps On Justin&#8217;s Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an African Safari In Mauritius, An adult Lion suddenly jumped on Justin&#8217;s wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! Justin replied-Yes wait please.I&#8217;m changing the battery of my camera to shoot him..]]></description>
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<p>In an African Safari In Mauritius, An adult Lion suddenly jumped on Justin&#8217;s wife.<br />
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!<br />
Justin replied-Yes wait please.I&#8217;m changing the battery of my camera to shoot him..</p>
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